Dearest former husband Chloe,
I did not want to hear your sob story. It takes two to tango but you can still dance alone. Your sins are unforgivable. It's funny how life works, isn't it? While our time apart has made you realize how much you missed me, I have realized quite the opposite, I have realized that I am truly better flying freely, like a dove.
Dearest husband Chloe,
I have decided to not accept your apology. You've really crossed a line with this one! After all this time I simply cannot forgive you... again.
When you went to visit my 7th cousin's estate and stole his parrot cage..